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I'm Chris. EMT and future nurse. I'm a pretty busy person yet I still find time to waste my life away here. You'll find on my blog: Cats, Dogs, Girls, Cars, Sad, Happy, Funny, Ramblings, Passive, Aggressive, EMS. I love getting asks, and I love talking. Get to know me :)

secretarybird:

swedishjazz:

catsareassholes:

this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen

this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by

secretarybird:

swedishjazz:

catsareassholes:

this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen

this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by

(via crimsoncloverrr)

— 7 hours ago with 522312 notes

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via grodyhoe)

— 7 hours ago with 1018872 notes
coolben94:

my-first-punk-song:

i can never get over the face he makes


mtv warned him that he couldn’t play rape me on air and told him to just stick with smells like teen spirit but he hated playing teen spirit so this face is a fuck you to mtv and he played it anyway >:-)

coolben94:

my-first-punk-song:

i can never get over the face he makes

mtv warned him that he couldn’t play rape me on air and told him to just stick with smells like teen spirit but he hated playing teen spirit so this face is a fuck you to mtv and he played it anyway >:-)

(via vilebug)

— 9 hours ago with 63975 notes

badassbeverlykatz:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian

THAT SMILE AT THE END LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL MAN.

(via shitsprinkle)

— 10 hours ago with 495965 notes

solarsenpai:

I will never not laugh at this, that boy snapped

(Source: outerspaceterrordog, via captaincockblock)

— 11 hours ago with 39354 notes